- He was thirteen feet tall and made of copper.
- He crossed the Atlantic in a rowboat made out of beef jerkey.
- He once farted so hard he went back in time.
- He drank the metal mercury for breakfast.
- At fourteen he was the first man to have a sex change operation.
- He built the spaceship Columbia out of garbage.
- He had one arm that was a chainsaw.
- Josh's first hamster was named "Rutherford B. Hamster."
- He is the star and titular character in the movie "JFK."
- He was killed in action during both the Civil War and Desert Storm conflict.
- Rather than reading books, he would cover them in mustard and devour them.